Prjected Budget: 3-6 Million to make.
My Price: $175,000 - $ 525,000
Explosions: No
How Many: 0
CGI Effects: Some
Number of Sequels Planned: 1 (thus far)
I Keep the rights to write sequels

NOTE TO PRODUCERS

This film if made will be RATED R. For the following reasons:
1) Graphic Lanuage
2) Mild Violence/Gore
3) Nudity
4) Mild Sexual Content
5) Gross humor

In this zany "Airplane" style comedy, it is about two brothers reuniting after years apart when they inherit their Grandfather's Vampire elimination business. Together with friends Father Marion, Durwin, Doctor Longbelly and Elvira, they must stop a vampire lord from finding an ancient diamond that will plunge the world into darkness, forever.

This parodies the low-budget movies of the 1960's and all those little mistakes they made and didn't care to show. Also pardies the Church and the Texas Prison system. It is a must have. Buy it today!

Vampires 'R' Us Zip File